Horton AV announces avian flu vaccine for Linux
Reacting to fears that the avian flu outbreak recently reported in
Turkey could spread to Linux, anti-virus vendor Horton AV has released
what it calls an effective vaccine.
"We know that Linux is vulnerable to viruses," claimed Horton AV
spokesman Bob Sinister, "but up until now we have been unable to
identify any legitimate threats, in spite of our industry's frequent
announcements. Avian flu, however, is a serious threat to Linux, due to
Linux's close association with penguins."
Tux was unable to comment on the advice of his doctors.
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